New Zombie Map Helps Us Avoid The Living Dead

If you have been hanging out waiting to see a zombie walking around Australia lately, you could be waiting a while. According to Map of the Dead - Zombie Survival Map, Australia is relatively safe when it comes to the living dead. The red areas on the map below are those most at danger:

The only real question is: what is the world coming to? If you ask us, everyone should just head down to the pub for a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over.