Woman Uses Craigslist To Find Father Of Her Baby

An anonymous woman in the U.S. recently attended a Motorhead concert, and left with a little more than she initially planned. In possibly the single greatest Craigslist post of all time, she has written the following trying to find the guy she hooked up with that night (the post has since been removed... maybe she found him?):

"Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots. 
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings. 


 I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and ... You were really good and you had to gag me so I wouldn't make too much noise. Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life."


Read that description again. Isn't it possible she is talking about every single male in attendance that night?  You can read more about this fairy tale for the digital world here.