Instead of trying to work out what the best job in the world would be (Astronaut? Prince Harry's? Derek Jeter's? Hugh Hefner's?) we thought we'd start a list of jobs we're glad we don't have. You know, because we are all glass-half-full kind of people around here.
So on to the list, in no particular order:
1. Professional Bull Rider:
Man, these guys take a beating every single night. I don't know if you have ever noticed, but ONE HD has the Professional Bull Riders season direct from the US every Saturday morning. (Trust us - perfect when hungover.) These guys will break a rib, puncture a lung, fracture a wrist, and then get back on the bull for their last ride of the night.
If you haven't seen Professional Bull Riding before, click here to check them out. And when you have a few minutes, check out this video of just how brutal this sport gets:
More after the jump...
2. McDonald's Anything
It's ok, we have all been there. Have you ever met anyone who hasn't worked at a McDonald's (or something equally as degrading) at some point in their life?
But that's exactly why we all know we don't want to be there. Once you conquer the Golden Arches, you graduate on to 'bigger and better' things to never return.
Symbolic? Sure. But we sure as hell don't want to go back.
Any horror stories from your fast food jobs out there?
3. This Chick
Fair call, right? What does she say when people ask her what she does for a living? We can't imagine anything worse than staring at hairy elephant butt all day, hoping the elephants didn't have any hot sauce last night.
That's it for today, but we'll be have more jobs we're glad not to have next week. In the meantime, share your own worst job stories and photos here.
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